The illustration that should be here is really gratuitous and the story will stand on its own without it, please enjoy!

Georgey Porgey

Georgey Porgey, lecherous guy,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the courts were through with him
Georgey couldn't talk to them.
He moved to a kingdom by the sea.
Now he sells pornography.

William VanDorin © 2001

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